Dear Sir,
I have a complaint. I’m learning to live with it, but that’s a different matter.
No, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about over-exposure of one of the club’s members in the Ashton Court Miniature Railway 2014 leaflet. Now I have to concede, reluctantly, that Arthur Clark is probably less likely to frighten away the children than some of our other members, but I ask is this sufficient justification for him to become the double-page centre-fold in our leaflet? Whatever next I ask? A BSMEE Calendar Boys special featuring Arthur astride a different loco every month? Surely Arthur can’t be the only good looking member in the club? Although I am scratching around trying to think who else has enough of their own teeth left and a boyish smile to catch the ladies’ eyes… Oh, well… we can’t all be George Clooney I suppose.
Your disgustedly etc. etc.
PS. It is April 1st isn’t it?
Hello Peter, if you like to be considered for inclusion in future advertising media please send a picture to the committee, it would be best to include a full length shot and a head and shoulder portrait, bearing in mind the intended audience I’d recommend you wear a boiler suit and perhaps a welding mask, any inclusion of a lathe or mill in the pictures will assist your case no end.